imsoofuckingsad:

it’s a perfect night to sit by your favorite plant & remember that the earth was better without us

charmingcatastrophe:

nonbinaryfrancisabernathy:

avoidantproblems:

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

conceptualsolitude:

concept: in fifty years i’m an old witch and i tend to my garden all morning and cook fresh vegetables for lunch and watch the sea all afternoon with an old cat named bertha

milk–lizard:

The fact that I exist literally pisses me off sometimes

petiotte:

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

pancakemisery:

fox-muldr:

how many more people have to die before the u.s government puts human lives before some stupid amendment written by racists

Written during a time where it took several minutes to reload the average gun and the idea of killing 50 people in minutes would be unheard of and impossible to understand

scorntrooper:

Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”

ittybittytatertot:

bifca:

goddessofidiocy:

goddessofidiocy:

“ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!”

i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but

oh, and:

all im getting from this post are that the x-men are really gay

fravit:

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. A lady came in screaming and ranting how we wrote an obscene insult on her sandwich. Turns out she ordered a BLT with cheese. We wrote Blt +ch on it. It took me and a manager 15 minutes just to calm her down enough to even listen to us.

sounds like she was a real BLT with cheese

apothecaryofthemind:

Date someone who understands your mental illness and will power through your outbursts with you.

It’s what you deserve.

You deserve someone who cares enough to stay even when you’re not okay.

Cowards. 👌🏻

a-ravenclaw-to-remember:

Why Do People Always Assume There’s a Quick Fix to my Chronic Illness?: A Novel by me.